As much as my boyfriend irritates me some days
I realize how much I love him whenever I have to spend the night away from him. I don’t like sleeping alone :(
I swear to god if the person I’m marrying doesn’t tear up and have the biggest fucking smile on when I start walking down the aisle at the wedding I’m just going to turn around and leave
me on my period
- me: why the fuck can't i have a penis
- me: why the fuck does everyone feel the need to piss me off
- me: why the fuck is food so beautiful
- me: why the fuck don't guys have to go through this shit
- me: why the fuck is world war 2 going on in my stomach right now
- me: when the fuck is menopause
